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Get To Know Me Tag

I’m catching up on tags tonight ~~ 

I was tagged by bloomability47 (#muppetcrew lmao) so like yeah i like these things 


Basics

Name: Jess

Birthday: 15th Dec

Favorite color: Blue

Lucky number: 7

Height: 5’0 

Talents: reading really quickly, panicking over small things, eating cake

Last dream you remember: i was on the run in the sewers because my football playing boyfriend had accused me of being a terrorist.

Can you juggle: not really

Art/sports/both: art

Do you like writing: ehhhh not really

Do you like dancing: yeah it’s ok 

Do you like singing: hell yeah

Fantasies

Dream vacation: 50 states roadtrip across all of america 

Dream guy/gal: idk ~~~ bo burnham/dan radcliffe are p damn close but i dont know them so


Dream wedding: in a pretty hotel place in a forest or like under some tress and just pretty 


Dream pet: Dogs. c a t. also bunny 

Dream job: animator and shiz 

Favourite song: Migrane - Twenty One Pilots

Favourite album: Vessel - Twenty One Pilots 

Last song you heard on the radio: no clue

Least favorite song: blurred lines (stealing beths answer lol)

Least favorite album: umm idk robin thike 

Least favourite artist: robin thike 




Preferences


Guys/girls/both: dem guys 

Hair colour: i always say dark but recently light so idk

Eye colour: blue/green


Humorous/serious: humorous. 

Taller/shorter: well it’s hard to be shorter so 

Biggest turn-off: impoliteness

Biggest turn-on: confidence 

so know i have to tag 6 people i tag:

youaresodiumfine, lahorii, chloraffe, mrmikeyway, dunsjoseph & structuredmadness

(sorry to zara and michaela who i tagged twice tonight lmao)

15 things that make me smile TAG

I was tagged by valar-fucking-morghulis to do the thing here is the thing

  1. books 
  2. buying books 
  3. reading books 
  4. my bookshelf 
  5. family 
  6. friends 
  7. loombands 
  8. good cake
  9. good alcohol
  10. animated films 
  11. maths 
  12. computers 
  13. unexpected messages
  14. twitter 
  15. makeup 

ok thats it 

i tag youaresodiumfine + dunsjoseph + the fourspice girls + the muppet crew

valar-fucking-morghulis:

nerdswillwin took 516 photos on my phone today - I hate you

"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

envycamacho:

how many eye contact until date

princewenyuan:

the funniest thing is that the tattoo actually reads “part of an asshole race”

de-rock-goddess:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 

famousest:

im so cute and i dont deserve to be this stressed by school 

#me

iceemoon:

"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"

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